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$10.50The Story
Whether you have a Constitutional Collie or Right-Wing Retriever, conservatives and their dogs have at least two things in common. They both hate the groomers and share an unquenchable thirst for Leftist Tears™. The world's greatest beverage vessel is now also the world's greatest dog bowl!
Available in 20oz and 64oz for patriotic pets of any shape or size.
- Stainless steel
- BPA-Free
- Non-skid base
- Hand-wash only
- Not microwave safe (just don't)

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Whether you have a Constitutional Collie or Right-Wing Retriever, conservatives and their dogs have at least two things in common. They both hate the groomers and share an unquenchable thirst for Leftist Tears™. The world's greatest beverage vessel is now also the world's greatest dog bowl!
Available in 20oz and 64oz for patriotic pets of any shape or size.
- Stainless steel
- BPA-Free
- Non-skid base
- Hand-wash only
- Not microwave safe (just don't)













